Mr. Bush, repeat after me. I do solemnly swear . . .

I do solemonemoney swear . . .

that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United
States
. . .

that I will fatally execute the official President of the United States
. . .

and will to the best of my ability . . .

and will to the best of my abli-tilly . . .

preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States . . .

preservect defenestrate the United . . . the Constitual . . . the . . . um . . . of America

So help me God.

So help my dog. Is it over yet?