Giving more than 100%

What Makes 100% ? What does it mean to give MORE than 100% ? Ever wonder

about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ? We have all

been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about

achieving 103% ? What makes up 100% in life ?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions :

If :

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as :

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then :

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, -look how far ass kissing will take you :

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the

Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top !

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