I’m hungry = I’m hungry
I’m tired = I’m tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? – I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
What’s wrong? = I don’t see why you’re making such a big deal over this
What’s wrong?= I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let’s have sex now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it…we’d better have sex now!
Let’s talk = I’m trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you have have sex with other guys.