Top Ten Reasons Why A Dog Is Better Than A Woman

10. A dog’s parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8. A dog limits it’s time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to call.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget it’s birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine’s Day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
1. A dog does not shop.