MOMMY, MOMMY WHY HAS GRANDMA GONE OUT?
SHUT UP AND THROW MORE PETROL ON HER

MOMMY MOMMY WHAT IS A WEREWOLF?
SHUT UP AND SHAVE YOUR FACE.

MOMMY MOMMY WHY CAN’T I PLAY WITH GRANDMA?
SHUT UP, AND YOU DON’T DIG HER UP AGAIN, YOU HEAR!

MOMMY MOMMY WHERE IS DADDY?
SHUT UP, AND EAT YOUR MINCE.

MOMMY MOMMY WHY DO I WALK IN CIRCLES?
SHUT UP, OR I”LL NAIL YOUR OTHER FOOT TO THE FLOOR AS WELL!!

MOMMY MOMMY WHY IS DADDY LYING SO STILL???
SHUT UP, AND KEEP ON DIGGING!!!

MOMMY MOMMY WHY IS DADDY STAGGERING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FIELD?
SHUT UP, AND RELOAD.

MOMMY MOMMY WHY ISN’T DADDY TALKING TO YOU?
BECAUSE I’VE GOT CHAPPED LIPS.

MOMMY MOMMY, THE MILKMANS AT THE DOOR. DO YOU HAVE THE MONEY OR SHOULD I GO OUT AND PLAY ?

MOMMY MOMMY, IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE. CAN I COME OUT ?
OF COURSE NOT, DO YOU WANT THE FIRE TO SPREAD TO THE REST OF THE HOUSE?

BUT MOMMY, I HATE FATHER’S GUTS.
SHUT UP CHILD AND FINISH YOUR STEW.

MOMMY MOMMY, GRANDPA HAS SKINNED HIS KNEE AGAIN !
DAMMIT CHILD, I TOLD YOU TO TAKE HIS PEN KNIFE AWAY FROM HIM !!