WHY DID GOD MAKE URINE YELLOW AND COME WHITE…?
SO THAT THE ITALIANS CAN TELL IF THE ARE COMING OR GOING…?
WHY DON’T ITALIANS EAT FLEAS…?
BECAUSE THEY CAN’T GET THEIR LITTLE LEGS APART…
WHY DON’T ITALIANS HAVE FRECKLES…?
THEY SLIDE OFF…!
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ITALIAN WITH IQ OF 180…?
SICILY…!
WHAT IS THE NATIONAL BIRD OF ITALY ?
THE FLY…
WHAT IS THE DIFERENCE BETWEEN AN ITALIAN WOMAN AND A ELEPHANT.?
A COUPLE OF POUNDS…!
WHAT IS THE SMALLEST REGIMENT IN THE ITALIAN ARMY.?
THE 1ST VOLUNTEERS..!
WHY DO ITALIANS CARRY GARBAGE IN THEIR POCKETS.?
FOR IDENTIFICATION…!
HOW DO YOU GIVE YOUR CAR A GREASE-UP AND AN OIL CHANGE.?
RUN OVER AN ITALIAN…!
HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN AN ITALIAN HAS DROWNED AT THE SEASIDE.?
BY THE OIL SLICK ON THE WATER…!
HOW DO YOU KILL AN ITALIAN.?
SMASH THE TOILET SEAT DOWN ON HIS HEAD WHILE HE’S EATING…!
HOW CAN YOU TELL THE DIFERENCE BETWEEN ITALIAN SEWERS AND OURS.?
ITALIAN SEWERS HAVE DIVING BOARDS…!
WHAT IS A MAN WITH HIS HANDS IN THE AIR.?
AN ITALIAN COMMANDO TRAINING FOR WORLD WAR III…!
HOW DO YOU CLEAN UP AFTER AN ITALIAN WEDDING.?
FLUSH THE PUNCH-BOWL…!
HOW DO RECOGNISE AN ITALIAN TANK ..?
IT HAS ONE FORWRD AND NINE REVERSE GEARS (THE FORWARD GEAR IS IN CASE OF A REAR ATTACK…!)
WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN AN ITALIAN’S COFFIN..?
SO THAT THE WORMS CAN GET OUT AND PUKE…!
WHAT IS IT THE ITALIAN’S HATE ABOUT SHIT SANDWICHES..?
THE BREAD…!
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN ITALIAN HOUSE-WIFE DOESN’T PAY THE GARBAGE BILL?
THEY DON’T SEND HER ANYMORE.
WHAT DID THE ITALIAN HOUSE-WIFE SAY TO THE GARBAGE MAN ?
TWO BINS PLEASE.
HOW DO YOU GET AN ITALIAN GIRL PREGNANT ?
COME IN HER SHOES AND LET THE FLIES DO THE REST.
HOW DO YOU TELL IF IT’S AND ALITALIA AEROPLANE.?
BY THE HAIRS UNDER IT’S WINGS.!
LUIGI : ” TELL ME MARIO , WOULD YOU MAKEA DA LOVE TO A WOMAN THATA WEIGHS 350 POUNDSA , HASA TERRIBLE SKINA PROBLEM , STINKA LIKA PIGA AND DOESN’TA KNOW WHATA SOAPA ISA ? ”
MARIO : ” NO , I WOULD NEVERA MAKA DA LOVE WID A WOMANA LIKA DAT.”
LUIGI : ” THEN WHY YOU SCREWA MY WIFE ? ”
WHAT DOES AN ITALIAN PROSTITUTE GIVE HER DAUGHTER FOR HER SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY ?
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET.
THE WORLD’S THINNEST BOOK :
ITALIAN BOOK OF WAR HEROES.
THE WORLD’S THICKEST BOOK :
ITALIAN BOOK OF VICTORY SPEECHES.