What do you call four homo-sexuals in a van…?
The aids team….!!!

Who first brought aids into the country…?
A bum….!!!

What do you call a homo-sexual who has’nt got aids….?
Smart arse….!

Have you heard about the homosexual judge..?
He tried the accused on the bench..!

Have you heard about the homesexual cowboy..?
He rode into town and shot-up the sheriff..!

Phsyciatrist: “Bruce, I’ve good news and bad news for you, the bad news is,you are a homosexual.”
Bruce: “doctor, what’s the good news.”
Phsyciatrist: “I love you..”

Have you heard about the homosexual priest..?
He tried his organ on a new him..!

Have you heard about the homosexual undertaker.?
He was in dead ernest..!!!!!!

Two queers decided to go to the cathlic church on the sunday to see what the service is like. when the priest-parade came walking in the one queer leant over and patted the guy swinging the incense on the shoulder, saying: “excuse me doll, I like your drag, but your handbag’s on fire”.

Have you heard about the homosexual electrician ?
He got wired to his mate….!

Have you heard the homosexual magician ?
He disappeared with a puff…!