This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their sex life even more fantastic. As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to 10 of your best friends who are just as virile as you. Then anaesthetize your wife/fiancée/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don’t forget to punch some ventilation holes) and send it to the person who is at the top of your chain list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, will be at least
0.5 Miss Worlds
2.5 models
463 wild nymphos
3,234 good-looking nymphos
20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 bi-sexual women
In total, that makes 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the one you posted off. Best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke, for example, who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 10 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial statement on her face. On the same day, the supermodel he’d been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.)
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more unopened packages!
BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can make love to her. No obligations, no mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises (like engagements or marriage).
Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 10 of your best friends.
PS This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon have to undertake.