MAN WITH SEX PROBLEM ON MIND , OFTEN WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND.

NO SUCH THING AS RAPE
LADY WITH DRESS UP RUN FASTER
THAN MAN WITH TROUSERS DOWN.

MAN WHO HAVE GIRL ON GROUND – HAVE PIECE ON EARTH.

GIRL WHO HAVE IT ON HILLSIDE , IS NOT ON LEVEL.

GIRL WHO DOUCHE WITH VINEGAR, HAVE SOURPUSS.

NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MAN AND MOUSE – BOTH FALL FOR PUSSY.

LOVE IS LIKE MUSIC – THREE QUARTERS SWING TIME , ONE QUARTER RAG TIME.

WOMAN LIKE OVEN – MUST MAKE HOT BEFORE PUT MEAT IN.

MAN WHO GO DIGGING IN OTHER MAN’S WELL SOMETIMES CATCH CRABS.

STATE OF PREGNANCY EXIST WHEN GIRL TAKE SERIOUSLY SOMETHING POKED IN FUN

WHEN RAPE INEVITABLE – RELAX AND ENJOY SELF.

GIRL WHO SIT ON JOCKEY’S LAP GET RED HOT TIP.

GIRL WHO TAK INTO MANS ROOM MAY GET TIT-BIT.

MAN WITH HOLE IN POCKET FEELS COCKY ALL DAY.

GIRL WHO SIT ON JUDGE’S KNEE GET “HONOURABLE DISCHARGE”.

LINGERING KISS IS LIKE A SPIDERS WEB , BOTH END IN UNDOING OF FLY.

UNWISE MAN GIVE WIFE UPRIGHT PIANO FOR PRESENT , WISE MAN GIVE WIFE UPRIGHT ORGAN.

MAN WITH BIG THING HAD NO TOYS WHEN SMALL.

MAN WHO PUT PENIS IN PEANUT BUTTER IS FUCKING NUTS.

SECTRETARY IS NOT PART OF OFFICE FURNITURE UNLESS SCREWED ON DESK.

DUCK WHO FLIES ON BACK IS BALLS UP.

WOMAN WHO LIES ON BACK IS CRACK UP.