SHE WAS AN ANGEL UNTIL SHE SWAPPED HER HARP FOR AN UPRIGHT ORGAN.

IT IS AN ESTABLISHED FACT THAT A SMITH AND WESSON BEATS FOUR ACES.

HEARD ABOUT THE CANNIBAL WHO PASSED HIS FRIEND ?

SHAMPOO TWELVE AND SIX, REAL POO FORTY FIVE BOB.

THE FARMERS DAUGHTER COULDN’T KEEP HER CALVES TOGETHER ?

THE CONSTABLES DAUGHTER LET THE POLICE INSPECTOR ?

WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO ROTTEN THAT THE DOCTOR SLAPPED MY MOTHER.

THE WINDOW CLEANER SCARED THE BOSS RIGHT OUT OF HIS SECRETARY.

THE FARMER COUNLDN’T KEEP HIS HANDS OFF HIS WIFE SO HE FIRED THEM ALL.

GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES…..BECAUSE BLONDES KNOW WHAT GENTLEMEN PREFER.

HE CHASED HIS GIRL FRIEND UP A TREE AND KISSED HER BETWEEN THE LIMBS.

THE SULTAN HAD TEN WIVES…….NINE OF THEM HAD IT PRETTY SOFT.

GIRLS WITH NEGATIVE QUALITIES CAN OFTEN BE DEVELOPED IN A DARK ROOM.

I DIDN’T KNOW WHETHER TO SHIT OR GO BLIND.