WHY WAS THE LEPER EXPELLED FROM THE LEPER COLONY..?
HE WAS CAUGHT DIPPING HIS BREAD IN ANOTHER LEPER’S HEAD AT THE BREAK-FAST TABLE..

HOW DID THE LEPER ESCAPE FROM THE LEPER COLONY..?
HE LEFT IN BITS AND PIECES..!

HOW DID THE LEPER ESCAPE FROM THE LEPER COLONY..?
HE OOOZZZED OUT OF THE FENCE..!

WHY DID THE LEPER PROSTITUTE LEAVE THE LEPER COLONY..?
BUSINESS KEPT ON DROPPING OFF..!

WHY DID THE HOMOSEXUAL LEPER LEAVE THE LEPER COLONY..?
SOME BUM WENT AND SPLIT ON HIM..!

WHY WAS THE TELEPHONE BOOTH REMOVED FROM THE LEPER COLONY..?
BECAUSE THERE WERE TOO MANY FINGERS WALKING IN THE YELLOW PAGES..!

A BLOKE WENT TO THE MOVIES ONE DAY AND WHILE EATING HIS PACKET OF TOMATO FLAVOURED CHIPS,HE REALISED THE CONTENTS THEREOF WEREN’T DEMINISHING AT ALL.
HE STARTED TO SURVEY HIS SURROUNDINGS WHEN HE HAPPENED TO GLANCE UP.
THERE DIRECTLY ABOVE HIM SAT A LEPER LEANING OVER THE BALCONY PULLING OF HIS SCABS AND LETTING THEM FALL BELOW …..(YUMMY,BUT SICK HEY)

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LEPERS PLAYING CARDS.?
ONE LEPER HAD HAD ENOUGH,SO HE THROUGH HIS HAND IN, AND ANOTHER LAUGHED HIS HEAD OFF..!

WHY DID THE CAFE CLOSE IN THE LEPER COLONY.?
THERE WERE TOO MANY FINGERS IN THE PIE..!

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN A LEPER IS EMBARRASED.?
WHEN HE PUTS HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH…AND SWALLOWS IT…(JUKK)

WHY DID THE LEPER FAIL HIS DRIVING TEST..?
HE LEFT HIS FOOT ON THE CLUTCH…!

WHAT DO YOU GIVE A DEAF , DUMB , BLIND , CRIPPLED LEPER FOR CHRISTMAS ?
CANCER.

HOW DO MAKE AN INSTANT SKELETON…?
PLACE A LEPER IN A WIND TUNNEL…!!

WHAT IS THE TOP OF THE POPS IN THE LEPER COLONY..?
FOOT LOOSE…!