En mand kommer ind til sin kone og siger (for sjov)
Manden:det siges at postbudet har været i seng med alle pigerne her på vejen undtagen en
Konen: det er sikkert hende striglen nede fra hjørnet
At kende sandheden..
I skolen fik en dreng at vide af sine klassekammerater, at alle forældre mindst havde en hemmelighed,
som aldrig måtte komme ud, så det var ret let at afpresse dem, ved at sige “jeg kender hele sandheden.”
Drengen besluttede sig for at gå hjem og prøve, om det virkelig passede.
Han fortalte sin mor, at han kendte sandheden, og moderen skyndte sig at give ham 500 kr.
og bad ham lade være med at sige noget til faderen.
Tilfreds venter drengen til faderen kommer hjem. Også han får at vide, at drengen kender sandheden,
og han giver ham også 500 kr. og en besked om at lade være med at fortælle det til moderen.
Meget tilfreds går drengen i skole næste morgen. På vejen ser han postbudet, som han hilser på og siger:
“Jeg kender hele sandheden”
Postbudet smider alle de breve, han står med, åbner armene og siger:
“Kom og giv din FAR et stort knus.”
Postbudet
En mand kommer ind til sin kone og siger (for sjov)
Manden:det siges at postbudet har været i seng med alle pigerne her på vejen undtagen en
Konen: det er sikkert hende striglen nede fra hjørnet
Brevkursus
Mellem veninder:
-Jeg er begyndt at tage brevkursus i sex.
-Såh, hvordan foregår det?
-Det er meget nemt.
Jeg får en lektion af postbuddet hver dag…
Postman Pat’s last day
It was Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for $500.
At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box.
The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.
At the fourth house, a blonde in her lingerie met him at the door. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and freshly squeezed orange juice.When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 note sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge. “All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the´five dollars for?”
“Well,” said the blonde, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, “Fuck him! Give him five bucks.” The breakfast was my idea.”