Once again the female staff will be offering courses to men of any marital status. Class size will be limited to 18, as course material may prove to be difficult.

# Course Title
101 Combating stupidity
102 You Too Can Do Housework
103 P.M.S. – Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut.
104 How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray.
105 We Do Not Want Silly Underthings for Christmas – Give Us Money.
106 Understanding the Female Response to You Coming In Drunk at 4 a.m.
107 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly Called “Don’t Wash My Silks”)
108 Parenting – No, It Doesn’t End With Conception
109 Get A Life – Learn How to Cook
110 How not To Act Like an Asshole When You’re Obviously Wrong
111 Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right
112 Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
113 You – The Weaker Sex
114 Reasons to Give Flowers
115 How to Stay Awake After Sex
116 Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Your Self Anywhere But the Bathroom
117 Garbage – Getting it to the Curb
118 Sex 118a: You Can Fall Asleep Without it If You Really Try
Sex 118b: The Morning Dilemma – If it’s Awake, Take a Shower
119 The Weekend And Sports are not Synonynous
120 How to put the Toilet Seat Down
121 How to go Shopping With Your Mate and not get Lost
122 The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency
123 Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
124 How not to Act Younger Than Your Children
125 You Too Can be a Designated Driver
126 Honest, You don’t Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
127 Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works
128 The Attainable Goal – Omitting #@..*¯ From Your Vocabulary
129 Fluffing the Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary
130 Real Men Ask For Directions