Ideas Bring Money
Insidious Byzantine Mentality
Intergalactic Bottomline Mistake
Inevitably Bad Marketing
Indecision Breeds Mistakes
Inshallah Burak Ma’lesh
Imensa Bola De Manteca
Iconoclastic Bilateral Monopoly
Incontinent Bandolerisimo Moloch
Imperial Bellicose Marauder
Impious Bacchnalain Metropolis
I’d Buy Macintosh
Imbecile Bad Micros
Imperialist by Marketing
Intensely Boring Machines
Interesting But Mundane
Internals By Mediocrity
Into Building Money
Industry’s Bulging Monolith
Irresponsibility Behaved Multinational
Increasingly Bad Manufacturing
Insipidly Bankrolling Millions
Inconsistent Business machines
Innovation By Management
Industry Bowel Movement
I’m Being Manipulated
intercourse Beets Masturbation
Incredibly Bloody Minded
Incredibly Ballsey Marketeers
Intentionally Braindamaged Machinery
Idealistically Backwards Microcomputers
Idle Brain Malfunction
Imitable Boring Microcomputers
Impeccably Blue-dressed Managers
Itty Bitty Machines
International Bowel Movement
I bring manuals
I’ve Been Misled
Ifs Buts Maybys
It’s Better ‘morrow
Incompatible Blue Machines
Indigestion Bothers Me
Intersmashable Byte manipulators
I Broke Mine
Idiots Being Mental
I’ve Been Mauled
Invented By Maladroits
Invented By Marketing
Insulting Boorish Manner
Icons Bygones My Mom’s
I Breaks Monthly
Infinitely Baffling Motives
I’m Buying Macintosh
It’s Better Manually
Incredibly Big Monster
Itty Bitty Mentality
Incredible Bowel Movement
I’ve Been Mesmerized
Insignificant Bothersome Machine
It’s Broke Ma’am
In Business (for) Money
International Bit Mangler
Increasingly Banal Movement
Infernal Blue Machines
Insultingly Boring Microcomputers
Ill-mannered Besotten Macrocasm
Immeasurable Bigheaded Malapert
Impersonal Bellicose Magnate
Insolent Bickering Mal-der-mer
Indecorous Big-named Medusoid
Inept Bulling Menace
Incredibly Bullying Menace
Incredibly Boastful Mercenary
Immovable Brash Monolith
Inferior Before Macintosh
Ici Beaucoup Merde
I’m Beyond Mistakes
I’ve Been Mangled
Inherently Bad Manuals
I’ll Buy Macintosh
It’s Beyond Monolithic
Install Bigger Memory
Infernal Biggest Mistake
Incredibly Broad Monolopy
Intriguingly Blue Motif
Incredibly Bad Merchandising
It’s Bugging Me
Itty Bitty Mouse
I Bring Madness
Incredibly Big Manufacturer
Industry’s Biggest Mistake
I Built Mine
Inane Brutish Merchandising
Infinite Budget Merchandising
It’s Bullshit Mommery
It’s Become Monolithic
Inadequates Becoming Millionaires
I’d Be Misinforming
Idiots Became Managers
Incredibly Boring Manuals
Incredibly Belligerent Merketing
Interesting But Mediocre
Invented By Murphy
Insanely Better Marketing
Illustrious Busy Mice
Itty Bity Maharishi
It’s Been Malfunctioning
Ill’manners Being Mandatory
It Broke Be
Illustrious Bankruptcy Malenfactor
Insensitivity Begets Mediocrity
I’ve Become Magnanimous
I Blame Mathematics
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